One of these days you're gonna wake up trapped upstairs because someone moved your stair block.

It's nice of you to visit chair now that he's been banished to under the stairs, chicken. Now come back inside, we need to start cooking you.

Oh the glory of a lofted space! So much light! so much vertical wall space!

Sir, are you in need of any assistance? Please don't hurt yourself.

The only way they could numb themselves to the pain of Harry's memory was to drink it away.

How many times would I get distracted and fall down on these stairs? Every time.

Needs a pulley system to lift my groceries. No way I'm hauling a 50 pound bag of dog food up there.