Spacious and Well-Appointed

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Spacious and Well-Appointed
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It was abandoned by the last owner but they left it in great shape.

Happy as a Clam

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Happy as a Clam
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No jumping on this bed, kids. It'll get angry and snap you right in half.

Not For Use on the West Coast

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Not For Use on the West Coast
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All I can think of when I see this is sleeping peacefully when an earthquake hits and the lid slams shut, trapping me like an underdeveloped pearl.

You Evicted a Turtle for THIS?

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You Evicted a Turtle for THIS?
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That poor turtle probably had a much better decorated house inside that shell, you monster.