It was abandoned by the last owner but they left it in great shape.
No jumping on this bed, kids. It'll get angry and snap you right in half.
All I can think of when I see this is sleeping peacefully when an earthquake hits and the lid slams shut, trapping me like an underdeveloped pearl.
That poor turtle probably had a much better decorated house inside that shell, you monster.
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