All I can think of when I see this is sleeping peacefully when an earthquake hits and the lid slams shut, trapping me like an underdeveloped pearl.
No jumping on this bed, kids. It'll get angry and snap you right in half.
That poor turtle probably had a much better decorated house inside that shell, you monster.
It was abandoned by the last owner but they left it in great shape.
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