You better be wearing a flag lapel pin and you better damn well salute on your way out the door or I'll sic the eagle on you.
That's what you get for trying to cool down on a hot day.
I'd spend all my time trying to throw paper airplanes through there to my friend on the other side.
I can't be the only one who looks at this and sees this:
Sure the place needed mopping anyway but in this Ice Age we're experiencing, things could get tricky.