Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!
You better be alert, and sober, and barefoot to tackle these stairs. One too many glasses of wine or a pair of heels and you're doomed.
You must be wide awake, sure footed, and on top of your game before you can even head downstairs in the morning.
These walls obviously hide monsters. I mean clearly. How could they not bleed and melt at night and expose wailing demons? NO THANK YOU. Just the photo gives me the heebie-jeebies.
I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.
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