Scared the Crap Outta Me

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Scared the Crap Outta Me
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Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!

Steady Now

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Steady Now
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You better be alert, and sober, and barefoot to tackle these stairs. One too many glasses of wine or a pair of heels and you're doomed.

Step Carefully

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Step Carefully
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You must be wide awake, sure footed, and on top of your game before you can even head downstairs in the morning.

Haunted Parlor

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Haunted Parlor
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These walls obviously hide monsters. I mean clearly. How could they not bleed and melt at night and expose wailing demons? NO THANK YOU. Just the photo gives me the heebie-jeebies.

PLAY WITH US

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PLAY WITH US
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I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.