Just pass the food up through the skylight!
You better be alert, and sober, and barefoot to tackle these stairs. One too many glasses of wine or a pair of heels and you're doomed.
Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!
They do like to stop by and hang out a little longer than I'd like, though.
You must be wide awake, sure footed, and on top of your game before you can even head downstairs in the morning.
Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.
The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.
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