Almost as Bleak as Real Life!

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Almost as Bleak as Real Life!
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As if my creaky old building isn't bad enough, someone had to go and build a dollhouse of an even creakier older building. There be tiny ghosts here!

PLAY WITH US

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PLAY WITH US
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I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.

Your New Roommates Seem Friendly

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Your New Roommates Seem Friendly
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They do like to stop by and hang out a little longer than I'd like, though.

Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me

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Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me
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Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?

Oh God Oh God Oh God...

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Oh wait, that's the slowest zombie ever. Let's have a picnic!

They're Coming For You

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They're Coming For You
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I want to install a bunch of these quietly in the middle of the night while I'm staying at a friend's house and watch them freak out in the morning.

The Edge of the World

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The Edge of the World
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There was this one night in Vegas... let's just say I've been in one of these crazy high-off-the-ground glass-sided balcony pools and they're terrifying. Thankfully there was plenty of champagne to ease my anxiety.