There was this one night in Vegas... let's just say I've been in one of these crazy high-off-the-ground glass-sided balcony pools and they're terrifying. Thankfully there was plenty of champagne to ease my anxiety.

I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.

I live in the city and I've known some people with some crazy small apartments but NOTHING like this. I can't even, there are no words. Help. My brain died of claustrophobia.

They do like to stop by and hang out a little longer than I'd like, though.

Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?

Sooooooo... it's a little poltergeisty but the layout is just stunning!

Come on kids, let's keep moving. I don't think they have the kind of candy we want.