Come On In, Tastes Fine!

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Come On In, Tastes Fine!
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Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.

GOOD MORNING FRIEND

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GOOD MORNING FRIEND
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The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.

They're Coming For You

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They're Coming For You
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I want to install a bunch of these quietly in the middle of the night while I'm staying at a friend's house and watch them freak out in the morning.

Scared the Crap Outta Me

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Scared the Crap Outta Me
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Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!

The Edge of the World

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The Edge of the World
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There was this one night in Vegas... let's just say I've been in one of these crazy high-off-the-ground glass-sided balcony pools and they're terrifying. Thankfully there was plenty of champagne to ease my anxiety.

Trick or Trick

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Trick or Trick
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Come on kids, let's keep moving. I don't think they have the kind of candy we want.

Almost as Bleak as Real Life!

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Almost as Bleak as Real Life!
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As if my creaky old building isn't bad enough, someone had to go and build a dollhouse of an even creakier older building. There be tiny ghosts here!