One of these days you're gonna wake up trapped upstairs because someone moved your stair block.
I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!
Little boys come in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes they are mid-level corporate managers with bald patches even.
This add-on is coming with us when we sell the place.
Glad to see the former tenant didn't much the place up with taste or decorum.
Living in a house carved of chocolate sounds like a melty, slippery, sticky, queasy-making dream. I'm willing to take one for the team and give it the old college try.
How do you expect me to sleep when I'm living in a fantasy wonderland?
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