Honey, go build a new one while I finish diner, will you?
How do you expect me to sleep when I'm living in a fantasy wonderland?
Every night it's like a flock of fairies sing me to sleep. Ahhhh, soothing.
There are alien egg pods all over the city and no one has even noticed.
These walls obviously hide monsters. I mean clearly. How could they not bleed and melt at night and expose wailing demons? NO THANK YOU. Just the photo gives me the heebie-jeebies.
This add-on is coming with us when we sell the place.
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