Pine needles are a huge pain to clean out of a pool. This is the only way. Welcome to living in the woods!

But Moooooom! I like having my hair over my eyes!

This is one doorway I'd avoid during an earthquake. Book corners don't mess around when it comes to your skull.

I guess feeding these guys is cheaper than a mortgage, it will have to do.

This is a clear sign you've got an unhealthy love for the holidays.

Snow's not heavy, it's like clouds! My roof is fine. Does it seem damp in here?

I've lived with a skateboarder for over six years and obviously it's rubbing off on me. All I can think when I see a roof like this is how much he'd love to skate on it. I need rehab to recover from the skater-brain I caught from my husband.