Needs more speakers and screens. Come on here! I need something I can blow HUGE amounts of money on! Get to it!

Pine needles are a huge pain to clean out of a pool. This is the only way. Welcome to living in the woods!

I wish the damn birds on the beach would shut it already and leave me in peace!

You're soaking in it right now!

Strum a tune while you do (super short) laps.

I've worked up quite an appetite swimming laps. What's for dinner?

With the amount of furniture I've fished out of the pool after raging "Weird Science" style parties, I can tell you this is a wise investment.