Pine needles are a huge pain to clean out of a pool. This is the only way. Welcome to living in the woods!

Yes please, I would like to live in a mysterious wee castle that is, in fact, a facade for a sprawling underground structure. Now move along, I have furniture to arrange.

The sheets are a little damp, sure, but you can't beat the location.

Something to keep in mind as a possible design perk in a flood zone.

Dude it's awesome, I can work out, perfect my hustle and relieve myself all in one room! Why would I ever leave?

It's a soggy commute but at least I get a workout without going to the gym.

You're soaking in it right now!