The sheets are a little damp, sure, but you can't beat the location.

I don't find myself to be agoraphobic but if faced with a vastness like this, I might develop it. I'd like to keep my house on a slight hill and my pool in the ground.

Pine needles are a huge pain to clean out of a pool. This is the only way. Welcome to living in the woods!

This time they only drained PART of the pool for the conversation pit.

I do appreciate my privacy, but I also LOVE the beach. I'd almost always prefer to be out on the sand or in the surf. Unless of course there are jellyfish or something. Then this would be perfect.

I can't imagine those gigantic people are staying at the apartments, they must just visit for the pool parties.

I wish the damn birds on the beach would shut it already and leave me in peace!