Avast Mateys!

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Avast Mateys!
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Let's just hope that the six year-old who lives in this amazing pirate ship bedroom doesn't still require mom to swab the poop deck.

Avast Ye Landscapers!

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Avast Ye Landscapers!
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Mommy! Bring me my rum! And help me swab my poop deck!

I'm sorry. That was terrible. But you're gonna have to live with it.