Just. Don't. Move.

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Just. Don't. Move.
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Careful not to do any drugs in this hallway, you might end up paralyzed.

Inconsistent Stripes

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Inconsistent Stripes
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The difference in width of these haphazardly painted stripes are giving me a headache. Give me symmetry or give me death!

Happy Happy Joy Joy

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Happy Happy Joy Joy
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It's time to just give in and have a cheery day, damn it. You always win, kitchen!

Neon Dream

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Neon Dream
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How can you tell we haven't redecorated since 1993?

Watermelon Madness

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Watermelon Madness
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When BBQ season is over do you have to do a complete overhaul to reflect the delicate hues of the turning leaves?

Grape Menace

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Grape Menace
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It's a one-roofed, one-porched squatty purple people eater.