Alienating Opulence

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dog bed,fancy,ornate
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That dog's bed is nicer than my whole house. Can I come crash at your place, Fido?

Floral + Nautical = Flautical?

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floral,nautical,ornate,pink,wood
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"Captain! We're capsized! I've lashed myself to the wheel but it's pointing straight up at the sky! I don't know if we'll get out of this pink floral sea alive!"

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Pay Your Respects

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deity,gold,ornate,statue
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Then we can find you a place to sit.

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