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Liberace Rises from Grave to Move In
By AbbyDow (Via: Philly Curbed)
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That dog's bed is nicer than my whole house. Can I come crash at your place, Fido?

Where am I supposed to sit down again?
By modrocker (Via: www.weichert.com)
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Then we can find you a place to sit.

By ASG (Via: www.rightmove.co.uk)
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"Captain! We're capsized! I've lashed myself to the wheel but it's pointing straight up at the sky! I don't know if we'll get out of this pink floral sea alive!"

(Thanks to our submitter for the awesome title and commentary. You guys make my job so easy!)