Alienating Opulence

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Alienating Opulence
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That dog's bed is nicer than my whole house. Can I come crash at your place, Fido?

Pay Your Respects

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Pay Your Respects
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Then we can find you a place to sit.

Floral + Nautical = Flautical?

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Floral + Nautical = Flautical?
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"Captain! We're capsized! I've lashed myself to the wheel but it's pointing straight up at the sky! I don't know if we'll get out of this pink floral sea alive!"

(Thanks to our submitter for the awesome title and commentary. You guys make my job so easy!)