That dog's bed is nicer than my whole house. Can I come crash at your place, Fido?

Then we can find you a place to sit.

"Captain! We're capsized! I've lashed myself to the wheel but it's pointing straight up at the sky! I don't know if we'll get out of this pink floral sea alive!"

(Thanks to our submitter for the awesome title and commentary. You guys make my job so easy!)