Why sully the landscape of a gorgeous island when you can improve on the view with a gorgeous repurposed Billboard house? Added bonus, tons of sailboat parking for your fancy friends.
Going to the mall is surreal enough without the architecture melting around you. Thanks a lot Poland, now I get acid flashbacks just going to Crate and Barrel.
Baby, move in with me, be the cream in my swiss roll.
I'm really, like, into the notion of the commodification of modern life and stuff. Plus, vertical stripes are like totally slimming.