And how are you supposed to pull up the drawbridge with no chains? Is there a porticullis hiding in the forest canopy?
Yes please, I would like to live in a mysterious wee castle that is, in fact, a facade for a sprawling underground structure. Now move along, I have furniture to arrange.
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