You'll get a great deal on this place if you can figure out how to move your furniture in.
I'm taking away your ladder until your grades improve. Learn to climb like a real climber and we'll talk.
Well, that and maybe a few cardboard boxes.
I'd embrace a tiny sleeping space much more easily if it had it's own theme and cool color scheme.
Just one spark from a faulty circuit in that dishwasher and WOOSH up in flames! Check your wiring, woodsman!
Smoke up, kiddos, the apocalypse is coming!