Smoke up, kiddos, the apocalypse is coming!
How can you be expected to impress anyone with your awesome library if it's so tall they can't even see it?
You'll get a great deal on this place if you can figure out how to move your furniture in.
If you are a woman and wear a size 5 shoe or smaller I think you'll be alright here. Sorry everyone else! You don't get to go upstairs.
I like the image of my books hanging over my head like a very heavy, very heady halo. Sure it's pretentious. So is this room.
Do I spy non-book items on these shelves? Blasphemy! Take your ephemera and objet d'art and scram!
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