This looks like the set for a play that takes place entirely in the most depressing kitchen in the world.
I thought my windowless galley kitchen in my first apartment was bad! I'd take that moldy dungeon over not being able to open the oven any day!
The open floorplan and generous sunlight really highlights the door that hasn't been painted in about 35 years and has been pushed in the same spot every day. Nothing a little 409 can't handle!
I'll put my bed on the second island and the couch and shelves in the fireplace alcove. Perfect apartment!
President Eisenhower called this contraption "the most fantastic thing you ever saw." I think he's right. What I wouldn't give for a time machine and an invite to his house for a party around this thing.
Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.
What do you mean there's no room for a dishwasher? No one ever needs to get under the sink. Look at it this way, if it drains directly INTO the dishwasher it will never clog!