Your Snobby Kid Gets Everything

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Your Snobby Kid Gets Everything
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Mother, do you really expect me to play in a plastic Home Depot shed? I demand a sleek modern design and a little class, PLEASE!

Sleep is For the Weak

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Sleep is For the Weak
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How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!

Grass is Not For Looking At

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Grass is Not For Looking At
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This should keep the arguments about yardage gained to a minimum.

Classiest Kids Around

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Classiest Kids Around
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I can picture an industrious kid reaching that chandelier from the ladder and going for a swing. I hope it's load-bearing.