My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.

Relax, catch a fish, take a nap, never leave.

I'm so over living in a volcano on land. Let's move into a volcano on a giant boat with a pool! It's really only logical.

I will not disturb the clean lines and cubist facade of my home with a pedestrian kitchen! This baby folds into a block and hides in plain sight!

Walking on kitchen surfaces that will be used later for food preparation squicks me out a little, but this sure is nice for hosting kitchen dance parties.