I've always wanted to live like a snail. In a non-insulated boring room with no decor.

My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.

This is enough whimsy to choke a horse but I still wouldn't kick it out of my yard for dropping leaves.

Flood or no, that lawn needs mowing!

Picking all that sparkly asbestos ceiling out of my socks is such a pain.

You can get a portrait made of your house! I wonder if she will paint cats in the windows of my place?

It's a cozy spot with a Western exposure and very little light, just how I like it.