It's a sad day when you realize that there are cats living a more luxurious life than you are.

Well aren't you SOOOO important, Mr. House Over the Water?

Don't look so shocked, you've got a door there for a reason.

This house loves its own reflection so dearly it's in danger of toppling into it.

All I can think of when I see a loft with a ladder like this is what a nightmare it must be to get a glass of water in the middle of the night. I'd dehydrate to death!

When I'm in trouble, my parents make me sleep on the spooky house.

Leonardo will not hesitate to fight you, vandals!