Flood or no, that lawn needs mowing!
Do I want to wait 100 years to see a tree grow into a house? Perhaps! By then they will have cured aging and I'll be able to climb to the very top!
Is it weird that the floor tom is my favorite musical instrument? I love that nice flat boom. If I were a giant, I'd smack on this house with a tree hoping it made the same sound.
This house loves its own reflection so dearly it's in danger of toppling into it.
It's like having a tattoo of yourself, only smaller!
Did we pack up all the pets, honey? It's hard to keep track of them all.
Picking all that sparkly asbestos ceiling out of my socks is such a pain.
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