House of Horrors

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House of Horrors
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A sure-fire way to keep me from ever seeing what's upstairs.

Just a Little Loft

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Just a Little Loft
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All I can think of when I see a loft with a ladder like this is what a nightmare it must be to get a glass of water in the middle of the night. I'd dehydrate to death!

My Own Lake

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My Own Lake
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My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.

Grape Menace

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Grape Menace
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It's a one-roofed, one-porched squatty purple people eater.

"UP!" Was Totally Non-Fiction

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"UP!" Was Totally Non-Fiction
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This may be the only scenario I could imagine that would make me face my fear of heights. It's the future, it's about time we had some damn flying houses!

I Hate Going to the Jones' parties

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I Hate Going to the Jones' parties
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Picking all that sparkly asbestos ceiling out of my socks is such a pain.

So Unfair

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So Unfair
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It's a sad day when you realize that there are cats living a more luxurious life than you are.