House of Horrors

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House of Horrors
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A sure-fire way to keep me from ever seeing what's upstairs.

My Own Lake

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My Own Lake
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My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.

Yes, Yes and More Yes

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Yes, Yes and More Yes
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Giant check-mark house gets a thumbs up from me! Affirmative! Scantron bubble for "yes" filled in completely with a black pen! That box is totally checked. Gimme!

That's One Way to Stay Slim

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That's One Way to Stay Slim
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Talk about going to extremes for a sliver of real estate!

Top Heavy Tension

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Top Heavy Tension
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Keep quiet, the giant muffin top could crush the glass walls at any moment.

"Tree House" Get It?

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"Tree House" Get It?
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Do I want to wait 100 years to see a tree grow into a house? Perhaps! By then they will have cured aging and I'll be able to climb to the very top!