Some things should maybe be left to the professionals. This isn't fooling anyone.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
And when you're not using it to store beauty products, you can hide small refugees or illegal pets!
Go on through, enjoy the bureaucratic nightmare that is the afterlife.
As cool as it is to be able to hide a bunch of chairs in a bench formation, I'd be terrified of the pinching potential.
Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?
This is like the back room of the video store but for Henry Miller novels and erotic comics you don't want your kids to see.