Some hobbity houses were clearly dug into the hillside, this dwelling looks as if it was devoured by it.
Imagine the sneaky spying you could do from inside this thing!
There are few things I enjoy as much as trimming my table with scissors and a ruler. Perfection!
You've got a real problem and I'm not sure how else to get through to you.
How many times do I have to re-seed my entire lawn? This is ridiculous.
Don't forget to water your furniture or the neighbors will complain!
Perfect place to house your meatbag body!