Don't trip, that could be a real disaster.
The cats of the neighborhood need to know full well who is in charge here. They'll see me seeing them and they'll understand.
This thing is like a big ol' sweatbox in the morning I bet. I hope those are terrycloth sheets. Though, it would be a good place to stay when you have a fever you need to sweat out.
Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!
To his knees to clean fingerprints off the coffee table.
Keep quiet, the giant muffin top could crush the glass walls at any moment.
When I quit smoking I had a really hard time with not taking constant breaks to get away from my desk. If we had a magical rainbow loop on the roof I'd be happy to substitute fancy color walks for smoke breaks.
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