To his knees to clean fingerprints off the coffee table.
This thing is like a big ol' sweatbox in the morning I bet. I hope those are terrycloth sheets. Though, it would be a good place to stay when you have a fever you need to sweat out.
There is no way I'm walking over that glass floor. Looks like I'll never know what's in that room over there.
The cats of the neighborhood need to know full well who is in charge here. They'll see me seeing them and they'll understand.
When I'm in there it's like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.
When I quit smoking I had a really hard time with not taking constant breaks to get away from my desk. If we had a magical rainbow loop on the roof I'd be happy to substitute fancy color walks for smoke breaks.
I'd spend all my time trying to throw paper airplanes through there to my friend on the other side.
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