How am I supposed to pick out my bathing suit wedgie underwater now?
Don't trip, that could be a real disaster.
That time out corner is not messing around. Don't get in trouble when you go play at Timmy's house.
There is no way I'm walking over that glass floor. Looks like I'll never know what's in that room over there.
The dusting, the sweeping, the squeegeeing! The Escher-esque visual confusion! The myriad places to lose people and things!
You better have a good steady source of helium to keep this thing at a consistent height.
The cats of the neighborhood need to know full well who is in charge here. They'll see me seeing them and they'll understand.
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