To his knees to clean fingerprints off the coffee table.
Don't trip, that could be a real disaster.
When I'm in there it's like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.
I'd spend all my time trying to throw paper airplanes through there to my friend on the other side.
Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!
The cats of the neighborhood need to know full well who is in charge here. They'll see me seeing them and they'll understand.
There was this one night in Vegas... let's just say I've been in one of these crazy high-off-the-ground glass-sided balcony pools and they're terrifying. Thankfully there was plenty of champagne to ease my anxiety.
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