An Intimate Look at Bath Farts

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An Intimate Look at Bath Farts
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When I'm in there it's like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.

Wind Tunnel

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Wind Tunnel
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I'd spend all my time trying to throw paper airplanes through there to my friend on the other side.

Scared the Crap Outta Me

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Scared the Crap Outta Me
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Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!

Gaze Upon Me, Minions!

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Gaze Upon Me, Minions!
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The cats of the neighborhood need to know full well who is in charge here. They'll see me seeing them and they'll understand.

Dusa

The Edge of the World

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The Edge of the World
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There was this one night in Vegas... let's just say I've been in one of these crazy high-off-the-ground glass-sided balcony pools and they're terrifying. Thankfully there was plenty of champagne to ease my anxiety.