Hey Pedobear, Join Us!

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Hey Pedobear, Join Us!
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How am I supposed to pick out my bathing suit wedgie underwater now?

Gaze Upon Me, Minions!

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Gaze Upon Me, Minions!
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The cats of the neighborhood need to know full well who is in charge here. They'll see me seeing them and they'll understand.

Dusa

Razor's Edge

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Razor's Edge
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That time out corner is not messing around. Don't get in trouble when you go play at Timmy's house.

An Intimate Look at Bath Farts

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An Intimate Look at Bath Farts
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When I'm in there it's like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.

The Edge of the World

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The Edge of the World
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There was this one night in Vegas... let's just say I've been in one of these crazy high-off-the-ground glass-sided balcony pools and they're terrifying. Thankfully there was plenty of champagne to ease my anxiety.

Rainbow Walk

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Rainbow Walk
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When I quit smoking I had a really hard time with not taking constant breaks to get away from my desk. If we had a magical rainbow loop on the roof I'd be happy to substitute fancy color walks for smoke breaks.

Scared the Crap Outta Me

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Scared the Crap Outta Me
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Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!