Hey Pedobear, Join Us!

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Hey Pedobear, Join Us!
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How am I supposed to pick out my bathing suit wedgie underwater now?

An Intimate Look at Bath Farts

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An Intimate Look at Bath Farts
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When I'm in there it's like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.

Top Heavy Tension

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Top Heavy Tension
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Keep quiet, the giant muffin top could crush the glass walls at any moment.

The Edge of the World

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The Edge of the World
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There was this one night in Vegas... let's just say I've been in one of these crazy high-off-the-ground glass-sided balcony pools and they're terrifying. Thankfully there was plenty of champagne to ease my anxiety.

Scared the Crap Outta Me

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Scared the Crap Outta Me
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Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!

Outside/Inside

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Outside/Inside
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This thing is like a big ol' sweatbox in the morning I bet. I hope those are terrycloth sheets. Though, it would be a good place to stay when you have a fever you need to sweat out.