That time out corner is not messing around. Don't get in trouble when you go play at Timmy's house.
Keep quiet, the giant muffin top could crush the glass walls at any moment.
I'd spend all my time trying to throw paper airplanes through there to my friend on the other side.
Don't trip, that could be a real disaster.
How am I supposed to pick out my bathing suit wedgie underwater now?
When I quit smoking I had a really hard time with not taking constant breaks to get away from my desk. If we had a magical rainbow loop on the roof I'd be happy to substitute fancy color walks for smoke breaks.
When I'm in there it's like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.
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