I know this whole debacle is supposed to be so awkward and all but really, I'm just glad you're happy and I'm glad we finally have a chance to use this crazy chair.
Will Jesus chair grant me three wishes or bring me a new baseball glove? No? He'll only scare the ever loving crap out of me when I get up in the middle of the night? That will have to do.
Spelling out "yoga" in chairs is like getting a tattoo that says "I don't even OWN a television!" SHUT UP!
I'd love to be able to just pack up all my stuff inside my furniture and stack it up on an ocean liner for a voyage.
Living in a house carved of chocolate sounds like a melty, slippery, sticky, queasy-making dream. I'm willing to take one for the team and give it the old college try.
I'd like to fit all these pieces together so that they face away from each other. Let's practice not speaking to one another.
I'm more into the idea of a chair than the actual chair, you know?
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