I'm deathly afraid of corners.

I thought this was going to be boring. It is not boring. It is RIVETING. I want to move into a tiny apartment just so I have an excuse to install all sorts of this stuff.

There must be SOME way I can incorporate this into a gown for drag night!

Remember learning to draw a caterpillar as a series of circles with legs? It's nice to see they've put themselves to use as furniture!

There are few things I enjoy as much as trimming my table with scissors and a ruler. Perfection!

I know this whole debacle is supposed to be so awkward and all but really, I'm just glad you're happy and I'm glad we finally have a chance to use this crazy chair.

Spelling out "yoga" in chairs is like getting a tattoo that says "I don't even OWN a television!" SHUT UP!