Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!
Don't worry, they've subtracted the burned portion from the listed square footage. It's like it doesn't even exist!
There is no way I'm walking over that glass floor. Looks like I'll never know what's in that room over there.
You hop, I'll get the scotch.
Go ahead, sit down, don't give a second thought to your lovely hardwood floors and the punishment I'm about to give that shiny finish.
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