Please Keep Out

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Please Keep Out
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Don't worry, they've subtracted the burned portion from the listed square footage. It's like it doesn't even exist!

The Scratchinator

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The Scratchinator
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Go ahead, sit down, don't give a second thought to your lovely hardwood floors and the punishment I'm about to give that shiny finish.

What You Got, Short Stuff?

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What You Got, Short Stuff?
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Gotta teach the two-year-old to play sometime!

Totally Floored

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Totally Floored
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Can't decide on a rug? Just paint ugly crap all over your floor!