Totally Floored

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Totally Floored
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Can't decide on a rug? Just paint ugly crap all over your floor!

NOPE

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NOPE
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There is no way I'm walking over that glass floor. Looks like I'll never know what's in that room over there.

Scared the Crap Outta Me

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Scared the Crap Outta Me
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Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!

Land of the Floor People

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Land of the Floor People
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Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.