Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.

Oh what I wouldn't give to be able to push these down into the floor like vertical drawers. Droooool.

You're soaking in it right now!

Go ahead, sit down, don't give a second thought to your lovely hardwood floors and the punishment I'm about to give that shiny finish.

Last night it was just the lamp on its own, it's so effective at being completely invisible in the dark. Let's test that catlike dexterity!