My butler lights it for me every night as I pull into my private lot.
Strum a tune while you do (super short) laps.
This is how I imagine rich aging rockers decorate their lavish retirement villas.
That dog's bed is nicer than my whole house. Can I come crash at your place, Fido?
Never have I wished to be a little girl again like I do now.
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