Singing Chimney

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Singing Chimney
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He'll sing you a tale as old as the hills, but really, don't get him started. He goes on for hours.

Your Daily Bookcase: All Smiles

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Your Daily Bookcase: All Smiles
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Hey man, you've got a few titles stuck in your teeth.

You're Creeping Me Out

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You're Creeping Me Out
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We had to get rid of that stove after he made too many inappropriate comments about the way I dress.

GOOD MORNING FRIEND

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GOOD MORNING FRIEND
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The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.

Ohhh Did You Get an Owie?

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Ohhh Did You Get an Owie?
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We can fix those shingles! Now dry those tears before the foundation gets saturated and mold starts growing on the basement walls.

For America!

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For America!
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Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!

We Need to Trim Your Bangs

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We Need to Trim Your Bangs
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But Moooooom! I like having my hair over my eyes!