Hercules is an Acommodating Chap

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Hercules is an Acommodating Chap
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I'll need a giant hand chair and a torso futon to complete my ancient ruins themed living room.

Come On In, Tastes Fine!

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Come On In, Tastes Fine!
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Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.

We Need to Trim Your Bangs

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We Need to Trim Your Bangs
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But Moooooom! I like having my hair over my eyes!

Come On In, Kids!

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Come On In, Kids!
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I've got candy and video games and puppies and Nerf balls inside! Don't you want to come in? We have ice creeeeeeeam!

Singing Chimney

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Singing Chimney
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He'll sing you a tale as old as the hills, but really, don't get him started. He goes on for hours.

Om Nom Nom Welcome!

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Om Nom Nom Welcome!
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So sinister, yet inviting!

Oh Don't Be So Dramatic

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Oh Don't Be So Dramatic
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Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.