GOOD MORNING FRIEND

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GOOD MORNING FRIEND
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The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.

We Need to Trim Your Bangs

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We Need to Trim Your Bangs
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But Moooooom! I like having my hair over my eyes!

Oh Don't Be So Dramatic

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Oh Don't Be So Dramatic
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Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.

Come On In, Tastes Fine!

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Come On In, Tastes Fine!
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Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.

Hercules is an Acommodating Chap

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Hercules is an Acommodating Chap
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I'll need a giant hand chair and a torso futon to complete my ancient ruins themed living room.

For America!

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For America!
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Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!

Dog House

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Dog House
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This dog looks so ecstatic to have other dogs inside him. BRING THEM TO ME!