GOOD MORNING FRIEND

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The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.

Come On In, Kids!

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I've got candy and video games and puppies and Nerf balls inside! Don't you want to come in? We have ice creeeeeeeam!

Oh Don't Be So Dramatic

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Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.

Dog House

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This dog looks so ecstatic to have other dogs inside him. BRING THEM TO ME!

You're Creeping Me Out

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We had to get rid of that stove after he made too many inappropriate comments about the way I dress.

Your Daily Bookcase: All Smiles

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Hey man, you've got a few titles stuck in your teeth.

We Need to Trim Your Bangs

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But Moooooom! I like having my hair over my eyes!

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