Oh Don't Be So Dramatic

Favorite
Oh Don't Be So Dramatic
- -

Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.

Your Daily Bookcase: All Smiles

Favorite
Your Daily Bookcase: All Smiles
- -

Hey man, you've got a few titles stuck in your teeth.

Ohhh Did You Get an Owie?

Favorite
Ohhh Did You Get an Owie?
Tags
By Unknown
- -

We can fix those shingles! Now dry those tears before the foundation gets saturated and mold starts growing on the basement walls.

For America!

Favorite
For America!
- -

Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!

Come On In, Kids!

Favorite
Come On In, Kids!
- -

I've got candy and video games and puppies and Nerf balls inside! Don't you want to come in? We have ice creeeeeeeam!

Come On In, My Face is Fine!

Favorite
Come On In, My Face is Fine!
- -

I can show off your butt in my see-through mouth! Charming!

Ensuring Nightmares

Favorite
Ensuring Nightmares
Tags
By Unknown
- -

Why do I keep dream about being eaten by giants?