He'll sing you a tale as old as the hills, but really, don't get him started. He goes on for hours.
So sinister, yet inviting!
I'll need a giant hand chair and a torso futon to complete my ancient ruins themed living room.
This dog looks so ecstatic to have other dogs inside him. BRING THEM TO ME!
We had to get rid of that stove after he made too many inappropriate comments about the way I dress.
She is indeed a larger than life personality, but did you have to choose a picture of her looking all super stoned for your tribute? (Happy 4/20 y'all!)
I've got candy and video games and puppies and Nerf balls inside! Don't you want to come in? We have ice creeeeeeeam!
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