Ohhh Did You Get an Owie?

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Ohhh Did You Get an Owie?
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We can fix those shingles! Now dry those tears before the foundation gets saturated and mold starts growing on the basement walls.

Dog House

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Dog House
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This dog looks so ecstatic to have other dogs inside him. BRING THEM TO ME!

Serious Talks

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Serious Talks
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I'm pretty sure the dude on the left is fully breaking up with Sandra Garageface here.

GOOD MORNING FRIEND

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GOOD MORNING FRIEND
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The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.

Oh Don't Be So Dramatic

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Oh Don't Be So Dramatic
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Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.

Come On In, Tastes Fine!

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Come On In, Tastes Fine!
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Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.