Sit on It

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Sit on It
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Oh thank god, I have twelve hundred dollars burning a hole in my pocket and my toilet is SO BORING.

Dogs For Satan

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Dogs For Satan
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My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.

Help Fatty Up the Stairs

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Help Fatty Up the Stairs
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"What's that on your stairs?" "Oh that? It's an $8000 contraption to lift my fatass dog to the second floor." "My, how INCREDIBLY USEFUL!"

Good Boy!

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Good Boy!
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Let me just go get a baggie.

Only the Best For Rover

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Only the Best For Rover
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When I was a kid I was so jealous of my friend who had a trundle bed. Now my dog is jealous. The circle of liiiiiiiife!!