Let me just go get a baggie.
What a relief, my real dog just refuses to hold still long enough to be furniture!
My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.
I couldn't help noticing that you just went to the store, need some help carrying all that meat?
Yes, but with a touch of wet dog.
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