Sit on It

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Sit on It
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Oh thank god, I have twelve hundred dollars burning a hole in my pocket and my toilet is SO BORING.

Dogs For Satan

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Dogs For Satan
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My dog learned to read and has been trying to poop in that yard for weeks. This explains his love for my old KISS records.

Your Daily Bookcase: Erudite Doggie

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Your Daily Bookcase: Erudite Doggie
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Fido has found the perfect spot to curl up with a good book. You can sit on his lap if you like.

Help Fatty Up the Stairs

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Help Fatty Up the Stairs
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"What's that on your stairs?" "Oh that? It's an $8000 contraption to lift my fatass dog to the second floor." "My, how INCREDIBLY USEFUL!"

Sit (on) Dog!

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Sit (on) Dog!
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What a relief, my real dog just refuses to hold still long enough to be furniture!