As a kid I imagined that the best kind of life would be the one in which my house was just a big room with a bed in it and lots of pillows. Fight against the tyranny of chairs!
I know, I know: BROKEN SPINES! THE HORROR! But you guys! Look how pretty! Calm your corsets, whif your smelling salts. It's gonna be okay. Look, ooooh, globe!
Luckily Pac Man is chic all year round. Like Christmas lights!
What? I want some sprinkles, is that so bad?
I see all those sixes you're trying to hide, thinking you're all sly. I bet you also listen to that devil music by KISS!
Don't get too excited kids, this year has been tough, we're decorating what we've got and wrapping up your old toys. Oh stop crying, the gods of Easter Island don't look favorably on whiners.
Sure, I like pink okay, but how on earth are you ever going to sell a place with pink carpet?
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