Monochromatic Nightmare

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Monochromatic Nightmare
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To fit in you can only wear black and white, you can only drink water, milk, Blavod, coffee and Mountain Dew Pitch Black, and you'll be on a diet of cottage cheese, sour cream, charred meats and black sesame seeds. Seems doable.

Personal Pillows are Personal

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Personal Pillows are Personal
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Remember when you used to cover your bedroom walls with photos of you and your friends? Now you can cover your couch with them!

Distracting Decor

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Distracting Decor
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Maybe if I throw as many colors and patterns as I can at this place, no one will notice how boring it is! Ugly can't be boring, right?

I'm a Wino and I'm Proud!

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I'm a Wino and I'm Proud!
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My dad had an ill-fated attempt at collecting wine corks when I was in high school. (probably drinking to dull the pain of dealing with my surly teenage self.) Every couple weeks my mom and I would empty out half of his collection and toss them. He never did get to make that giant repurposed corkboard.

The Tree is Cornered

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The Tree is Cornered
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Low on space but need the saddest tree ever? We've got you covered.

Steampunk Has Gone Too Far

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Steampunk Has Gone Too Far
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What is it about vintage fixtures that makes them attract so much extra dust? This place looks filthy.

The Mysteries of the Hague

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The Mysteries of the Hague
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Mosaics, busts, bronze curiosities, esoteric symbols... I just need to find a bathroom.