To fit in you can only wear black and white, you can only drink water, milk, Blavod, coffee and Mountain Dew Pitch Black, and you'll be on a diet of cottage cheese, sour cream, charred meats and black sesame seeds. Seems doable.
My dad had an ill-fated attempt at collecting wine corks when I was in high school. (probably drinking to dull the pain of dealing with my surly teenage self.) Every couple weeks my mom and I would empty out half of his collection and toss them. He never did get to make that giant repurposed corkboard.