I see all those sixes you're trying to hide, thinking you're all sly. I bet you also listen to that devil music by KISS!
My dad had an ill-fated attempt at collecting wine corks when I was in high school. (probably drinking to dull the pain of dealing with my surly teenage self.) Every couple weeks my mom and I would empty out half of his collection and toss them. He never did get to make that giant repurposed corkboard.