I see all those sixes you're trying to hide, thinking you're all sly. I bet you also listen to that devil music by KISS!
Mosaics, busts, bronze curiosities, esoteric symbols... I just need to find a bathroom.
I don't have room for all the iconic furniture of my dreams. I don't even have the shelf space for the scale miniatures. I have found a solution to my problems!
Wayne and Garth, are you here?
Don't get too excited kids, this year has been tough, we're decorating what we've got and wrapping up your old toys. Oh stop crying, the gods of Easter Island don't look favorably on whiners.
I suppose if you want to switch sides of the bed and simply rolling over is just too pedestrian for you, go nuts.
When I imagine decorating for the holidays it doesn't usually make me feel physically cold. Even that fire is dying under those icy stockings.
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