That poor turtle probably had a much better decorated house inside that shell, you monster.
Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?
When I imagine decorating for the holidays it doesn't usually make me feel physically cold. Even that fire is dying under those icy stockings.
I admire bold color choices. This requires a great deal of chutzpa if you ask me.
I don't have room for all the iconic furniture of my dreams. I don't even have the shelf space for the scale miniatures. I have found a solution to my problems!
Mosaics, busts, bronze curiosities, esoteric symbols... I just need to find a bathroom.
I know there's something I'm supposed to do today around this time. Maybe if I turn on the lights I'll remember.
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