Party Hard

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Party Hard
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The new neighbors are a little unusual but they sure do throw a good party.

Barbie World

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Barbie World
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Ruffle butts have been taken to their inevitable and most ridiculous conclusion: chairs. Why not?

I'm a Wino and I'm Proud!

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I'm a Wino and I'm Proud!
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My dad had an ill-fated attempt at collecting wine corks when I was in high school. (probably drinking to dull the pain of dealing with my surly teenage self.) Every couple weeks my mom and I would empty out half of his collection and toss them. He never did get to make that giant repurposed corkboard.

Do You Happen to Have Favorite Color?

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Do You Happen to Have  Favorite Color?
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Sure, I like pink okay, but how on earth are you ever going to sell a place with pink carpet?

Impending Doom is Festive

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Impending Doom is Festive
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Nice of you to pause while running for your life to show us that at least your assailant has some holiday spirit.

Did You Put Laundry Detergent in the Dishwasher Again?

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Did You Put Laundry Detergent in the Dishwasher Again?
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Sure the place needed mopping anyway but in this Ice Age we're experiencing, things could get tricky.

Don't Forget to Take Your Pills!

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Don't Forget to Take Your Pills!
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I know there's something I'm supposed to do today around this time. Maybe if I turn on the lights I'll remember.