That poor turtle probably had a much better decorated house inside that shell, you monster.

Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?

When I imagine decorating for the holidays it doesn't usually make me feel physically cold. Even that fire is dying under those icy stockings.

I admire bold color choices. This requires a great deal of chutzpa if you ask me.

I don't have room for all the iconic furniture of my dreams. I don't even have the shelf space for the scale miniatures. I have found a solution to my problems!

Mosaics, busts, bronze curiosities, esoteric symbols... I just need to find a bathroom.

I know there's something I'm supposed to do today around this time. Maybe if I turn on the lights I'll remember.