Monochromatic Nightmare

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Monochromatic Nightmare
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To fit in you can only wear black and white, you can only drink water, milk, Blavod, coffee and Mountain Dew Pitch Black, and you'll be on a diet of cottage cheese, sour cream, charred meats and black sesame seeds. Seems doable.

Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me

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Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me
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Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?

Did You Put Laundry Detergent in the Dishwasher Again?

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Did You Put Laundry Detergent in the Dishwasher Again?
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Sure the place needed mopping anyway but in this Ice Age we're experiencing, things could get tricky.

Distracting Decor

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Distracting Decor
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Maybe if I throw as many colors and patterns as I can at this place, no one will notice how boring it is! Ugly can't be boring, right?

Work on Your Potions

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Work on Your Potions
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Snape would be flattered momentarily and then dismayed that you used all your useful studying time building shrines to him.

The Tree is Cornered

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The Tree is Cornered
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Low on space but need the saddest tree ever? We've got you covered.

Many Ways to Trim a Tree

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Many Ways to Trim a Tree
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Need some last minute decorating ideas for the holidays? We've got you covered.