Monochromatic Nightmare

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Monochromatic Nightmare
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To fit in you can only wear black and white, you can only drink water, milk, Blavod, coffee and Mountain Dew Pitch Black, and you'll be on a diet of cottage cheese, sour cream, charred meats and black sesame seeds. Seems doable.

Chilly Holiday

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Chilly Holiday
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When I imagine decorating for the holidays it doesn't usually make me feel physically cold. Even that fire is dying under those icy stockings.

The Mysteries of the Hague

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The Mysteries of the Hague
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Mosaics, busts, bronze curiosities, esoteric symbols... I just need to find a bathroom.

Stay Out of the Pink Room, Birdie

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Stay Out of the Pink Room, Birdie
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I admire bold color choices. This requires a great deal of chutzpa if you ask me.

Barbie World

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Barbie World
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Ruffle butts have been taken to their inevitable and most ridiculous conclusion: chairs. Why not?

Don't Forget to Take Your Pills!

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Don't Forget to Take Your Pills!
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I know there's something I'm supposed to do today around this time. Maybe if I turn on the lights I'll remember.

Blast From the Past

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Blast From the Past
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This might as well be a photo of my grandmother's exact bathroom when I was a child. The only difference is that ALL of her fixtures were pink, she didn't have any of that pesky aqua breaking up the theme. shudder The pink! THE PINK! It haunts me!