Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?
I know, I know: BROKEN SPINES! THE HORROR! But you guys! Look how pretty! Calm your corsets, whif your smelling salts. It's gonna be okay. Look, ooooh, globe!
As a kid I imagined that the best kind of life would be the one in which my house was just a big room with a bed in it and lots of pillows. Fight against the tyranny of chairs!
When BBQ season is over do you have to do a complete overhaul to reflect the delicate hues of the turning leaves?
I admire bold color choices. This requires a great deal of chutzpa if you ask me.
What? I want some sprinkles, is that so bad?
I know there's something I'm supposed to do today around this time. Maybe if I turn on the lights I'll remember.
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