This might as well be a photo of my grandmother's exact bathroom when I was a child. The only difference is that ALL of her fixtures were pink, she didn't have any of that pesky aqua breaking up the theme. shudder The pink! THE PINK! It haunts me!
To fit in you can only wear black and white, you can only drink water, milk, Blavod, coffee and Mountain Dew Pitch Black, and you'll be on a diet of cottage cheese, sour cream, charred meats and black sesame seeds. Seems doable.