In Bulgaria, you don't throw anything away.
Shop Vac and Chair just had a deep talk. SV has decided that this relationship is just a little too one-sided with all this I-clean-the-dust-off-of-you-but-what-do-I-get. It's tough on Chair.
Don't you hate how there always seems to be someone around when you trip and fall on your face?
What are you setting me up for, Chair?
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