Why is This Kindling Bundled So Securely?

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Why is This Kindling Bundled So Securely?
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I'll just throw it all on the fire, that should get things going.

Chairturday: Whoops!

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Chairturday: Whoops!
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Don't you hate how there always seems to be someone around when you trip and fall on your face?

Your Daily Bookcase: Books Ahoy!

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Your Daily Bookcase: Books Ahoy!
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Bookcases reporting for duty, ready to deploy, Sir! Wait, there's no one in the captain's chair.

To Gather Tetris-Inspired Furniture

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To Gather Tetris-Inspired Furniture
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I'd like to fit all these pieces together so that they face away from each other. Let's practice not speaking to one another.

Nestle Your Head Twixt My Manboobs

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Nestle Your Head Twixt My Manboobs
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You gotta lose some weight, there's no room for me on your lap.

Urban Getaway Raft

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Urban Getaway Raft
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Nope, I don't want to talk to you, I'm gonna go sit on my raft!