That hot little gazebo down the block is never going to notice you if you don't straighten up and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Just make sure the stove is off before you hit the road.
Hey Legolas, wanna come over to my leaf hut and watch Game of Thrones?
I have to say, if this is what it means to be a woman, I don't think I have it in me. Too much whimsy.
It's always raining somewhere.
Some people just aren't cut out for the wilderness, but everyone needs a retreat now and again. All it needs is a "NO BOYZ ALLOUD" sign and I'll move right in.
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