Hey man, you've got a few titles stuck in your teeth.

One room, two rooms, totally different decor! This is pretty much my dream space.

The tip top is of course for heady material like Simone de Beauvoir and Calvin and Hobbes.

How can you be expected to impress anyone with your awesome library if it's so tall they can't even see it?

I just wanna know how someone can have so many red books! I must examine my collection for color themes now.

Damn girl, you're looking sleek as hell today! Mind if I browse for a bit?

Those sad lightbulbs look like they're trying to tie nooses to hang themselves more efficiently.