All your base are belong to us!
The spirits of the plant world are freaking me out.
Chickens are awesome, but I don't have a yard to raise them! These footstool chickens will have to do. I wish they laid eggs though.
Strum a tune while you do (super short) laps.
I hope these photoshopped gents are getting paid an awful lot to hold all your knick knacks.
If I can get across the scary bridge and up the rickety stairs to bed it will be a real relief and I'll need some serious sleep.
You said you want a chair your kid can't rock back onto two legs, you never said you wanted it to be attractive.