I hear scratching all night at the walls and little mewling sounds follow me everywhere I go.
You're soaking in it right now!
Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.
Don't trip, that could be a real disaster.
Hidden door perfection, right here! This is from that amazing house I dreamed about once. Someday it shall be mine.
Don't put your drink there, he tends to steal them. Sneaky cephalopod!
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