This is how I imagine rich aging rockers decorate their lavish retirement villas.
Sure, I'd love to knowingly trap myself in a plastic bubble full of many many gallons of water within which I could easily slip and drown. Oh it has a safety latch inside? So I can also destroy my floor in the process? I'll take three!
Though it might give me nightmares of exploding bricks, this would be a killer kids' room mural.
Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.
Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.
To his knees to clean fingerprints off the coffee table.
Hidden door perfection, right here! This is from that amazing house I dreamed about once. Someday it shall be mine.
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