Sunrise Alarm Clock

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 Sunrise Alarm Clock
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Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.

So.... Catholics Only?

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So.... Catholics Only?
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You're specifically looking for a home with a backyard shrine to the Virgin Mary?! Have I got the listing for you!!!!!

Land of the Floor People

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Land of the Floor People
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Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.

Killer Mario Room

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Killer Mario Room
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Though it might give me nightmares of exploding bricks, this would be a killer kids' room mural.

Playpens for Grownups!

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Playpens for Grownups!
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A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.