Sorry, you'll never ever ever get me to step over that gap to get into the loft pod thingy. In my brain that gap has all the sucking vacuum power of a black hole and will surely kill me.
I suppose if you want to switch sides of the bed and simply rolling over is just too pedestrian for you, go nuts.
[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]
Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.
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