Go to Your Closet

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Go to Your Closet
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By Beverly Whipple
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You sort your wardrobe by color and think of what you've done!

Slide on Over Here, Baby

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Slide on Over Here, Baby
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Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.

McKenna

Sleep is For the Weak

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Sleep is For the Weak
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How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!

Betsey Johnson Has a Favorite Color

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Betsey Johnson Has a Favorite Color
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I love good ol' Bets and her wacky hairstyles and cartwheels and amazing designs. It's absolutely no surprise that she lives in a pink paradise.

IRL Bedroom Portals

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IRL Bedroom Portals
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I suppose if you want to switch sides of the bed and simply rolling over is just too pedestrian for you, go nuts.

Classiest Kids Around

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Classiest Kids Around
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I can picture an industrious kid reaching that chandelier from the ladder and going for a swing. I hope it's load-bearing.

Disinfecting Chamber

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Disinfecting Chamber
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To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.