We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.
Nothing sells a house like a kid stripping in the middle of a mess.
Sorry, you'll never ever ever get me to step over that gap to get into the loft pod thingy. In my brain that gap has all the sucking vacuum power of a black hole and will surely kill me.
To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.
The thought of sleeping on a boat is about as close to sleeping in a boat as my vertigo will let me get. Boat inspired bedroom? Win!
Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.
[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]
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