Sorry, you'll never ever ever get me to step over that gap to get into the loft pod thingy. In my brain that gap has all the sucking vacuum power of a black hole and will surely kill me.
You sort your wardrobe by color and think of what you've done!
Chair, when you're done doing your homework you can watch TV but not a minute sooner.
To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.
I can picture an industrious kid reaching that chandelier from the ladder and going for a swing. I hope it's load-bearing.
[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]
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