Five More Minutes!

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Five More Minutes!
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We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.

You Like What You See?

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You Like What You See?
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By Heather Buzbee (Via: Trulia)
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Nothing sells a house like a kid stripping in the middle of a mess.

Magic Floating Room

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Magic Floating Room
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Sorry, you'll never ever ever get me to step over that gap to get into the loft pod thingy. In my brain that gap has all the sucking vacuum power of a black hole and will surely kill me.

Disinfecting Chamber

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Disinfecting Chamber
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To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.

Quit Rockin' the Boat

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Quit Rockin' the Boat
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The thought of sleeping on a boat is about as close to sleeping in a boat as my vertigo will let me get. Boat inspired bedroom? Win!

Slide on Over Here, Baby

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Slide on Over Here, Baby
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Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.

McKenna

Vintage Star Trek Fans

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Vintage Star Trek Fans
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[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]