Sleep is For the Weak

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Sleep is For the Weak
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How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!

Disinfecting Chamber

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Disinfecting Chamber
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To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.

Neon Dream

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Neon Dream
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How can you tell we haven't redecorated since 1993?

Enchantment Under the Sea

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Enchantment Under the Sea
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Once a restaurant, Ithaa under the Indian Ocean converted to a one-room hotel for their fifth anniversary offering guests the chance to sleep with the fishes.

Slide on Over Here, Baby

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Slide on Over Here, Baby
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Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.

McKenna

Vintage Star Trek Fans

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Vintage Star Trek Fans
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[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]