Classiest Kids Around

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Classiest Kids Around
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I can picture an industrious kid reaching that chandelier from the ladder and going for a swing. I hope it's load-bearing.

Pink Dreams

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Pink Dreams
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I don't think any room is fabulous enough for me to give up red wine. White carpet, you are not for me.

Five More Minutes!

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Five More Minutes!
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We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.

Disinfecting Chamber

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Disinfecting Chamber
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To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.

Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year to you, fair readers, and happy old room to this flocked and quilted monstrosity. Velour curtains, it's curtains for you!

The Carousel of Life

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The Carousel of Life
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I'm not sure if I could handle the dreams I'd have with three terrifying bucking horses in my bedroom.

Teri

Quit Rockin' the Boat

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Quit Rockin' the Boat
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The thought of sleeping on a boat is about as close to sleeping in a boat as my vertigo will let me get. Boat inspired bedroom? Win!