Happy New Year to you, fair readers, and happy old room to this flocked and quilted monstrosity. Velour curtains, it's curtains for you!

Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.

McKenna

I'm not sure if I could handle the dreams I'd have with three terrifying bucking horses in my bedroom.

Teri

Needs more gold leaf. The walls aren't shiny enough.

Beth

I would have LOVED to have a fancy tree in my room that matched my bedspread that I could decorate any way I liked. It would have been covered in orange cats and things that glow in the dark.

We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.

I love good ol' Bets and her wacky hairstyles and cartwheels and amazing designs. It's absolutely no surprise that she lives in a pink paradise.