I would have LOVED to have a fancy tree in my room that matched my bedspread that I could decorate any way I liked. It would have been covered in orange cats and things that glow in the dark.

Let's just hope that the six year-old who lives in this amazing pirate ship bedroom doesn't still require mom to swab the poop deck.

You stay away from the mattress, you hear? You can't say I didn't warn you.

How can you tell we haven't redecorated since 1993?

I love good ol' Bets and her wacky hairstyles and cartwheels and amazing designs. It's absolutely no surprise that she lives in a pink paradise.

A super fort, super bunker, super bed, super hideout and super play structure. This kid is gonna turn out awesome. BAM!

How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!