We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.
I'm not sure if I could handle the dreams I'd have with three terrifying bucking horses in my bedroom.
[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]
You stay away from the mattress, you hear? You can't say I didn't warn you.
How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!
Sorry, you'll never ever ever get me to step over that gap to get into the loft pod thingy. In my brain that gap has all the sucking vacuum power of a black hole and will surely kill me.
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