Five More Minutes!

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Five More Minutes!
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We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.

The Carousel of Life

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The Carousel of Life
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I'm not sure if I could handle the dreams I'd have with three terrifying bucking horses in my bedroom.

Teri

Vintage Star Trek Fans

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Vintage Star Trek Fans
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[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]

Feeling Lucky, Punk?

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Feeling Lucky, Punk?
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You stay away from the mattress, you hear? You can't say I didn't warn you.

Sleep is For the Weak

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Sleep is For the Weak
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How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!

Magic Floating Room

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Magic Floating Room
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Sorry, you'll never ever ever get me to step over that gap to get into the loft pod thingy. In my brain that gap has all the sucking vacuum power of a black hole and will surely kill me.