Crushed velvet is the eternal symbol of opulence. For vampires.

Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.

McKenna

We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.

You sort your wardrobe by color and think of what you've done!

How can you tell we haven't redecorated since 1993?

Happy New Year to you, fair readers, and happy old room to this flocked and quilted monstrosity. Velour curtains, it's curtains for you!

The sheets are a little damp, sure, but you can't beat the location.