Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.
How can you tell we haven't redecorated since 1993?
I suppose if you want to switch sides of the bed and simply rolling over is just too pedestrian for you, go nuts.
You stay away from the mattress, you hear? You can't say I didn't warn you.
Chair, when you're done doing your homework you can watch TV but not a minute sooner.
Needs more gold leaf. The walls aren't shiny enough.
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